Hail Seitan badge
Hail Seitan - the gluten-based meat alternative that your local vegan keeps trying to get you to try. You may remember it from those viral "2 ingredient meat substitute" videos online. It's also the most unsuitable thing for your coeliac / wheat-free friend you can ever imagine, because it's essentially pure wheat gluten and seasoning.
These badges are 3.8cm in diameter and are printed & assembled in-house by West Queer Art.